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I literally just spent over fifteen minutes in a line behind only one woman. With her expired coupons, intense desire to return several unrelated items, her damaged receipts, and grim determination, her quest was deliberate and could not be unswayed.
Follow me on twitter if you want. I post wise shit, cocky shit, sarcastic shit, funny shit, and often give people advice and help them to feel better about themselves and deal with their problems. I’m a big bundle of niceness with a big fuck you
My old flame I can’t even think of his name But it’s funny now and then How my thoughts go flashing back again To my old flame - My Old Flame by Billie Holiday Alternatively: Sweetheart. Sweetheart. My sweetheart. I fought the sudden
Lol this was so sad and funny at the same time. Sad, because it was kind of inappropriate and mean, but funny because that’s how most people feel about her.
funniestpicturesdaily: Perfect Sad but true, and funny.
Garfield is my favorite newspaper comic cat. He is really fat and funny. He never fails to make me laugh. If I am ever sad, I will pick up the newspaper and read Garfield. My frown turns upside down when I see him eat that entire plate full of lasagna!
buttman69: scooby doooooo!!!!! I suppose it was only a matter of time…sad thing is, I saw a trailer for it, and it looks to be hilarious. More about the movie here if you’re interested:http://www.avn.com/galleries/Scooby-Doo-A-XXX-Parody-424
I sit sad that I know where all of the outlets are in starbucks and giggle when someone is looking around because they don't live here like I do? Sorry not sorry. X3
lindseygoestocollege: I love this. I just can’t stop laughing. so cute funny and sad at the same time.. lol
A lot of girls think little dicks are cute! And hey, what better way to keep you out of pussy and pumping your hand. It’s funny for them, and a sad struggle for you. Life’s not fair, masturbation can help you deal with that fact.
fear-this-queer: prince-fuckin-charming: cybergay: catholicnun: ha-ze: purefectionist: youthpenis: ex-oty: bonus: coachela: coachellaaa: beautiful, bad, broken nice epic sad funny broken sad lovely funny nice fat, beautiful and lovely
jacqueleefrell: nihilisticlove: squawkingshedevil: themaddfeminist: retiredjesus: do a video naked butt and boob does anyone else find this sad and pathetic instead of funny?… I find it really disturbing the way little boys are learning to talk
moonlandingwasfaked: everyone in the notes is crying but this is so fucking funny. ‘bitched, you did’
tiffaching: lotr meme: three races → ents “But I have an odd feeling about these Ents: somehow I don’t think they are quite as safe and, well funny as they seem. They seem slow, queer, and patient, almost sad; and yet I believe they could
raeloganthesonic06fangirl: shammerham: gaymeowsy: gaymeowsy: I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me
roachpatrol: i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore like buddy sorry
ohhenryd: thatpunnyguy: snazziest: They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
grimphantom2: This is just sad and funny. It’s like saying I’m a sadistic psychopath because I like watching Horror movies and see teenagers getting killed while having sex. If someone tries to act all mighty(asshole more likely) at you, saying that “you
I know most of my text posts are sad and not funny as people like, but I just need to post my feelings. I really want someone to lay down and cuddle with, and feel like nothing else matters in the world. Everybody I meet ends up throwing me away and
lirio-dendron-tulipifera:256gb:nflstreet: Tbh this is more dystopian than some of the bs British and western media have made up about China and North Korea. Government mandated sad time. No fun allowed. Look at this dead old bitch and cry
reynashouse: Your wife’s ugly, saggy, small tits SUCK! You love my huge, full, all natural tits. I can’t stop making fun of her because it’s so sad and funny. I tease you and give you jerk off instructions and encouragement. You know you like
darthtella: scribbledpages: Here is a reminder that Tentoo is also the one who: let Rose in when he was sad and lonely and angry said she was funny and tough and clever and resourceful was so glad he met her told a Ministry employee he didn’t go anywhere
doctorandroseinatardis: scribbledpages: Here is a reminder that Tentoo is also the one who: let Rose in when he was sad and lonely and angry said she was funny and tough and clever and resourceful was so glad he met her told a Ministry employee he didn’t
fishingboatproceeds: So last week, Sarah and I saw an early cut of The Fault in Our Stars movie in Los Angeles. We loved it. Really. It’s funny and sad and deeply moving and I walked out of the screening room a crying, joyful mess. Ansel and Shailene
bobsburgersfox: 🎶Electric looove… 🎶
diaryofabrownsb: sucrenoire: Aww I loved this movie :) This was such a sweet, sad and funny movie! <3
hwun: hwun: This shit isn’t fucking funny. Human trafficking still occurs in Viet Nam and its fucking sad and disheartening and people are making ugly jokes about it. this is what they responded after i said the above statement in the comment section
Darthsunshine! I have finally seen Zed. Yes it was an awesome episode and he was funny as hell. And it was the final episode the website have uploaded of Bones. And I am really sad that I have to download it since it slows down the internet speed. But
perfuqed: cat-kind-of-girl: yoga-body: stopwishing-and-dosomething: theowlofgallifrey: THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO BAD FOR MONDAY LET ME HUG YOU MONDAY HAHAHA FRIDAY I’m Monday I have no friends nobody likes me. FUCK NOW I AM SAD FOR POOR
avery-vulpes: So I’ve been feeling sad lately. Help make me smile and reblog this with cute and funny gifs you like below
13rianne: I am so fucking sad inside it’s not even funny. I just want to sleep for a thousand years and wake up as the me that I used to be when life was so damn easy and I could actually feel things other than sadness and longing. There is a pit in
gunnslaughter: gunnslaughter: In which Gabe sneaks in candies for FareehaOk so, I have a sad addon and funny addon and I’m torn which one to do Sad Add on*throws this into the void*Here! TAke it you angst goblins.
royalblackpirate: I’ve never seen something so sad and funny at the same time. The Daily Show has some gems.
When I get my hair cut and it ends up too short
chubby-bunnies:hellkn1ght:krismichelle429:jacqueleefrell:nihilisticlove:squawkingshedevil:themaddfeminist: retiredjesus: do a video naked butt and boob does anyone else find this sad and pathetic instead of funny?… I find it really disturbing the
17-days-off: This is sad and funny at the same time🙄😂
thorinmyside: being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”
I dressed my brothers dog as the doctor. …Him and his girlfriend should be rory and amy. (he just sat there submissively it was kinda sad and funny)
pxnic: blink-182 is like that older brother that’s really cool and funny and has a million friends who all look up to him and is really inappropriate and makes dick jokes all the time but is still there for you when you’re sad and gives you hugs
mehlurk: I just want books and more books and big books and small books and funny books and sad books and weird books and amazing books. I just want books.
best-of-funny: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: bombaree: one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2
Slept funny and now my shoulder and neck are so sore I could cry. :’(
haughtyspirit: I find it a little bit sad and funny that so many people find Monday morning to be the worst day. I understand that for most people it’s back to work, in jobs that they don’t feel fulfilled by or, in some cases, like at all. So do
mehlurk: i just want books and more books and big books and small books and funny books and sad books and weird books and amazing books i just want books
ugh im sad and mopey and sicky and my boobs hurt like hell and I’m all hormonal this is the woooorst
oh so the other day people thought it would be funny to go into a sex shop so we went in and the lady told me I was too young to be there and I was like ‘im 21..’ and it was so awkward
it’s two in the morning and I’m just thinking about how kristen stewart and kanye would make the saddest couple
I’ve made so many typos in the last few days and it kills me my brother texted me saying I should have a party alone since I work all day Boxing Day by myself and I texted back ‘sad patty’ then I went to text darf’s friend
funny how i wasn’t sad but now i AM sad and all i did was have a good conversation with a cute boy who told me i have pretty hair
Friends gifs and funny things
one of my fav parts of Fates is how in the scene where corrin first turns into a dragon shes HUGE AND TERRIFYING, DESTROYS THE MARKETPLACE AND HOUSES AROUND HER, ALMOST KILLS AQUA,but when playing on a map shes like, large dog sized next to another
breathesi cant believe they legit made a ‘ruby is manipulative’ joke im sobbingalso blake my poor bi daughter…they keep making weird shippy jokes w/ u and the fuckin d o gstill was probably the better episode so far
